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UNCLE VEGAS

Uncle Vegas, it's time to go
Put your shorts on, get out of the pool
Leave the vodka, leave the cheese
Your fluttering nipples in the breeze

Uncle Vegas,
You're always burping
God, you'd think you were a blimp!
Oh no, but you're just Uncle Vegas

Uncle Vegas, you sold your house
You bought some tacos and a smaller house
You bathe in butter, you bathe in grease
Your nipples they're fluttering in the breeze

Uncle Vegas,
Don't bet your kids
You're not rich in friends, and your car is a sandwich,
But you're Uncle Vegas

Uncle Vegas
Stop lifting that boy above your shoulders
He's not what you think, he's just a boy
And you're Uncle Vegas

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from Songs from Over There, released June 9, 2016

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Johnny Thursday Boston, Massachusetts

Johnny Thursday parted from the primordial ooze of love when he was but a boy. Now, he writes folk songs that defile expectations.
Someday, he will die.

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