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FAT SHANNON

Shannon was a fat kid
Shaped like a tuna can
He'd do nothin' more than just scream

He'd be on the playground
Writhing like a worm and
All the kids would stare and they'd sing,

"What does it mean to be Fat Shannon?
"What, Oh! what does it mean?
"Fat Shannon?
"Fat Shannon?
"Fat Shannon O where did you go?"

One day Shannon screamed and
The windows started breaking and
Ears were exploding and the teacher had died

Shannon was okay but
He decided it wasn't
Exactly what he wanted so he cried

The kids sang, "What is your deal? Come on, Fat Shannon! What
"What do you want from us?
"Fat Shannon?
"Fat Shannon?
"Fat Shannon O where did you go?"

And you know what he did next? I'll tell you:

He pooped on the rug,
He pooped on the rug,
He pooped on the rug!

Fat Shannon, stop screaming

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from Songs from Over There, released June 9, 2016

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Johnny Thursday Boston, Massachusetts

Johnny Thursday parted from the primordial ooze of love when he was but a boy. Now, he writes folk songs that defile expectations.
Someday, he will die.

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